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New dress designs - using flamboyant prints on one would be sweet. Maybe we could just copy and paste some super old pics from clothing ads - like from the 60s and 70s. And 80s, actually. :)

I freakin' LOVE your Dear Flabby letter!!! This is gonna be one awesome publication, if we ever really do it. :)

"WOOOOAH-- To the Tabernacle CHOIR"

Don't forget that "The Mad Poet" is actually an undercover field reporter testing out response to scandalous activity from the audience.  His report will soon follow.

Some ideas...

Matching game - match the lady without make-up to her beautified self (we could also find pics of people in pants and t-shirts and try that too!)

What if we stalked choir members at the grocery store, picking up their kids from school, working out, yada yada like the "National Inquirer".... because en"choir"ing minds want to know!!

Advice column - Dear Flabby?

This is not about fat questions, right?  Just an advice column.  Here's the first question:  "Dear Flabby, Sometimes I like to store my lipstick in my knee highs.  A very convenient "pocket", I might add.  Except last Sunday I crossed my legs and the top must have popped off the chapstick because I noticed a huge grease stain coming through my dress at my knees.  I was so embarrassed that I walked closely behind other choir members all the way back to the dressing room so no one would see.  Back in the dressing room I quickly wadded up the dress into my purse to take home and clean myself.  I threw it in the washing machine and unfortunately forgot to take the chapstick out of my socks which I washed with the dress!!  What a mess.  Now the dress is COVERED in grease spots.  Should I try to patch the grease spots with new fabric or should I try and grease the whole dress to match?  

Quotes of the day

"I know you are tired.  I'm tired.  We're all tired.  The whole WORLD is tired." -Mack Wilberg
"Audience, raise your hand if you thought that was in tune.  Hmmm. That's what I thought.  The audience is always right.  Choir, use your lifelines."  -Ryan Murphy

Musical crossword puzzle or word search?

Totally.  Don't forget to use "The Gehri".

Copy of Faeries Aire and Death Waltz (tell them to memorize this before the first concert - it's a last-minute addition to the program. It just sings itself.)

Those who don't have it memorized don't go on tour.  I'm pretty sure that at least 20 couldn't do it.  Sweet.

Martha and Sara Jane. Martha in the middle. Sara Jane on the right.

This is Going to Be AWESOME

Hey Denise.  You didn't think I'd do it?  We can keep this private while we collect ideas....